the word of a sky daddy|?

Xians say that there book is "the word of god" however it cant have escaped the attention of anyone who had looked at a copy that it contains many words. Thus my argument is as follows:

1.The word of someone is one word long (otherwise it would by the words of god)
2.Xians say that there book is the word of god
3.tghe bible contains lots of words
4.therefore it is not the word of god

Or is only one word the true word and the rest is rubbish? If so, how do you decided which word is the one your sky daddy wrote?

Happy new year

The non-canonical gospels

Some interesting info...

Merry Mithras

If you worship mithras then merry mithras. If you worship a mithras rip of sky daddy then merry christmas to you.

A Contradiciton

The bible says that astrology is wrong? Yeah?

The Bible says that the wise men used astrology to find baby jebus? Yeah

The Bible contradicts itself? Yeah

A quick argument against your sky daddy

1. If your sky daddy loved me then they would give me everything I want
2. I want a million pounds, a holiday to las vagas and a hooker. They havent given it to me
3. Therefore your sky daddy doesnt exist

Or alternatively,

Either your sky daddy is all loving but cant give me what I want. If they cant give me what I want they are not all powerful
Or they are all powerful but dont love me, in which case why worship them?
Or they are not all powerful and cant do everything, and if so then why call then a sky daddy?

Ive cracked it

I was thinking about how jebus walked on water and it occured to me thus:

1. Jebus walked on water acording to the bible
2. Ice skaters walk on water all the time
3. Therefore jebus was an iceskater and nothing special.