Happy Mithermas

every 25th of december pagans would come out and celebrate the birthday of mithras. Father mithras would come and give presents and a tree would be taken in and decorated. people would decorate there houses and sing songs about mithras being visted by wise men and shepards.

Shame those xians stole christmas from the pagans.

Jebus - a druid copy cat?

it appears that there is evidence that jebus (if he existed) visted england and was taught by druids. I guess it looks like xianity was stolen/plagiarised from druidism.

Faces in places

people tend to see faces in all kinds of places and so maybe thats how the resurrection myth started. And maybe thats why xians think they sometimes see jebus (particuarly in pieces of toast etc)

am i to stupid to exist?

Somebody has left such an illogical comment on my blog that i felt i had to comment:

your to stupid to exist

Clearly im not stupid and clearly i exist. But even if i was supid, plants are stupid as they dont have brains yet they exist. Gosh- i cant believe how illogical xians are

Is your sky daddy everywhere?

Ive come across a brilliant argument from ricky gervais. Basically, xians believe their sky daddy is everywhere. Right?

Well a vacum has been scientifically proven to have nothing in it. therefore how can your sky daddy exist in a vacum? Also does everywhere include inside by arse?

is atheism a 5 star worldview?

Youtube have recently revealed that most people rate videos 5 stars. Many videos on youtube are atheistic. therefore atheism is a 5 star worldview.

The invention of lying

ricky gervais new film is hilarous and also makes some interesting points. Its a film about a world where nobody can lie - until ricky gervais character discovers how to. He then tells his dying mother that when she dies she will go to heaven and suddenly a new religion is born who worship the man in the sky. It will raise some awkward questions for xians such as why nasa have never found there man in the sky, when there man in the sky is responsbile for all the good things but not the bad things, why there man in the sky only told us he exists recently rather than millions of years ago and how sitting there waiting for heaven makes you less happy than being an athest and living your life to the full. I know people like richard dawkins sell lots of books but people like ricky gervais reach new audiences that many of the other new atheists fail to reach.