Thursday, 2 October 2008

How long did it take your sky daddy to get around to writing the new testament

lets be generous and assume that the new testament was written 50 years after jebus was alive (I know that most of it was written in the second century however im being generous)

2peter3 says "But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years"

So each day is like a thousand years. There are 365 days in a year, 18250 days in 50 years and so is we multiply it by a thousand we end up with 18250000 years of sky daddy time. Thats a massive gap between the jebus being alive and your sky daddy getting around to writing about it.