Saturday, 17 May 2008

Impossible Faith

O.K, i was given this article and asked to debunk it, so here we go:

Factor #1 -- Who Would Buy One Crucified?
Well lots of people have become xians and the cross is the symbol of christianity, so quite a lot of people. Put ontop of that the fact that most pagan gods were crucified (Mithras, Dionysus to name a few) and we have your question answer

Factor #2 -- Neither Here Nor There: Or, A Man from Galilee??
They have two question marks which shows they don understand basic grammer. Why does batman come from Gotham city or why does harry potter live in a cubord under the stairs. Lots of fictional charcters come from fictional places

Factor #3 -- Getting Physical! The Wrong "Resurrection"
Is spiderman meant to be physical? just because some versions of the myth said jesus was a person who rose from the dead doesn't make it true

Factor #4 -- What's New? What's Not Good
Ummm, no. Xians associated themselves with jewdaism which was already established. This one backfires on you

Factor #5 -- Don't Demand Behavior
Xian behaviour is not hard to do compared to jewish behaviour and roman soldier behaviour which people were used to. It basically taught that if you believe god exists you get a freee ticket to heaven - what could be easier?

Factor #6 -- Tolerance is a Virtue
So you admit that xians are intolerant? But they are no more or no less intolerant that aother religions. Are you saying that muhammed was a nice tolerant guy?

Factor #7 -- Stepping Into History
There is evidence that the first xians only took the sotries metaphoriaclly (I remember a scholar called domonic crossan mentioning this) and it was centurys later that the gospels were seen as history

Factor #8 -- Do Martyrs Matter, and More?
Muslims fly planes into buildings but does that make their religion true? This really is a retarded point

Factor #9 -- Human vs. Divine: Never the Twain Shall Meet!
As people like Dan Brown have pointed out, nobody thought jebus was divine until consinitne

Factor #10 -- No Class!
Umm, xinity is one of the most sexist, class orintated, homophopic, mean and nasty religions the world has ever seen.

Factor #11 -- Don't Rely on Women!
What a higly sexist comment which contradicts the last point

Factor #12 -- Don't Rely on Bumpkins, Either!
Well no, stupid people are more likly to believe stupid claims

Factor #13 -- You Can't Keep a Secret!
I can easly keep a secret - Do you know whatr my secrets are?

Factor #14 -- An Ignorant Deity??
Jebus wasnt a deity, he was a man. And ignorance is bliss and allows things like creationism to take of.

Factor #15 -- A Prophet Without Honor
Oh, so jebus had no honor, thats why you don't worship him i assume?

Factor #16 -- Miscellaneous Contrarium
No not really. Jebus might have gone to buddhist school and learnt his values from there. I suspect that the bible reflects 1 century roman empire morality.

Factor #17 -- Encouraging People to Check the Facts for Themselves
No really. Phycologists have shown that sounding confident is the way to pull lies of.

Well, I think thats thoughouly debunked. Try harder next time

Friday, 16 May 2008

kicking a man whilst hes down

I saw this video (you know, the typical one where xians give it a screwball award and say it is stupid without giving any reasonable reason why)

It pointed out that there is some primary source evidence that jebus was borrowed from sun gods. Its just that xians haven't read books on it and instead get all their information for unreputable encyclopedias (infact its amazing that wikipedia has any mention of this when the church are editing wikipedia) It also made the excellent point that its a bit rich xians asking for evidence for this when the vatican destroyed it all. Its a bit like kicking a man whilst hes down. If you wanted evidence then the vatican shouldnt have destroyed it all.

Thursday, 15 May 2008

Sexist Xians

I cant believe those xians. They acknowledge that leviticus and basically the whole of their bible is sexist and they say that they don't have problem with it. They ask me whats wrong with a sexist god. Typical, typical. Next they're going to tell me that slavery is good because their bible says so.

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

Science in the bible

When the bible say people says that people were demon possessed and Jesus cast demons out of people did the authors not know how mental illness was caused?

Tuesday, 13 May 2008

more cherry picking from the bible

The LORD said to Moses, "Say to the Israelites: 'A woman who becomes pregnant and gives birth to a son will be ceremonially unclean for seven days, just as she is unclean during her monthly period. On the eighth day the boy is to be circumcised. Then the woman must wait thirty-three days to be purified from her bleeding. She must not touch anything sacred or go to the sanctuary until the days of her purification are over. If she gives birth to a daughter, for two weeks the woman will be unclean, as during her period. Then she must wait sixty-six days to be purified from her bleeding. Leviticus 12

As you can see, the bible says that giving birth to a child is sinful, and they need to give a sacrifice in order to pay for it. It is also sexist as the woman is unclean for longer if she gives birth to a daughter than to a son. Explain that one my xian retards.

Expelled for being an atheist....

You've all heard bout expelled, that retarded movie that claims creationists are being expelled from achademia because they are creationists - not IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE DUMB

Sadly the same isn't true for atheism. Atheists often get expelled from achademia because they are an atheist. Take, for example Rook Hawkins. He is a historian, however this article documents how some xians are trying to say otherwise because they don't like the fact that some historians look at the historical evidence and realise that the bible isnt true. Maybe Ben Stein should do a movie about how Rook Hawkins has been expelled.

Monday, 12 May 2008

the bible refutes itself

As we all know, creationists barge into areas they know nothing about. Ben Stein has recently done this silly movie but what's his qualifications on biology? Why do xians go writing on science when they know nothing about it? What's worse is the bible actually tells them not to:

"A fool finds no pleasure in understanding, but delights in airing his own opinions." Proverbs 18:2

This is another typical case of xian cherry picking. They choose to ignore the fact that that their own bible tells them to understand stuff. Unless the bible wants them to be foolish. Its obvious why, when the bible was written understanding science meant understanding the myths of the day whereas if xians actually followed the bibles advice they'd realise that the bible isn't true and the bible would refute itself. They say that reading the bible is the fastest route to atheism for a good reason.