Wednesday, 30 December 2009

Happy Mithermas

every 25th of december pagans would come out and celebrate the birthday of mithras. Father mithras would come and give presents and a tree would be taken in and decorated. people would decorate there houses and sing songs about mithras being visted by wise men and shepards.

Shame those xians stole christmas from the pagans.

Thursday, 26 November 2009

Jebus - a druid copy cat?

it appears that there is evidence that jebus (if he existed) visted england and was taught by druids. I guess it looks like xianity was stolen/plagiarised from druidism.

Saturday, 31 October 2009

Faces in places

people tend to see faces in all kinds of places and so maybe thats how the resurrection myth started. And maybe thats why xians think they sometimes see jebus (particuarly in pieces of toast etc)

Wednesday, 21 October 2009

am i to stupid to exist?

Somebody has left such an illogical comment on my blog that i felt i had to comment:

your to stupid to exist

Clearly im not stupid and clearly i exist. But even if i was supid, plants are stupid as they dont have brains yet they exist. Gosh- i cant believe how illogical xians are

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

Is your sky daddy everywhere?

Ive come across a brilliant argument from ricky gervais. Basically, xians believe their sky daddy is everywhere. Right?

Well a vacum has been scientifically proven to have nothing in it. therefore how can your sky daddy exist in a vacum? Also does everywhere include inside by arse?

Monday, 12 October 2009

is atheism a 5 star worldview?

Youtube have recently revealed that most people rate videos 5 stars. Many videos on youtube are atheistic. therefore atheism is a 5 star worldview.

Saturday, 3 October 2009

The invention of lying

ricky gervais new film is hilarous and also makes some interesting points. Its a film about a world where nobody can lie - until ricky gervais character discovers how to. He then tells his dying mother that when she dies she will go to heaven and suddenly a new religion is born who worship the man in the sky. It will raise some awkward questions for xians such as why nasa have never found there man in the sky, when there man in the sky is responsbile for all the good things but not the bad things, why there man in the sky only told us he exists recently rather than millions of years ago and how sitting there waiting for heaven makes you less happy than being an athest and living your life to the full. I know people like richard dawkins sell lots of books but people like ricky gervais reach new audiences that many of the other new atheists fail to reach.

Monday, 14 September 2009

So which should I buy and read first - dan browns latest book or richard dawkins.

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

This is what being an xian nation does to people:

Sunday, 30 August 2009

Saturday, 29 August 2009

but jebus was a carpenter

as you know, work men are unreliable often telling you theyll come at one time and arriving at a different time. you also hear about builders coning old ladies out of lots of money etc. How is this relevant to atheism? Well jebus was a carpenter and so must be seen in the same light that we view all those working in the building instustry. historians normally epect to use sources that are written by non peasants and so jebus and the authors of the bible arent reliable.

Monday, 24 August 2009

Sam harris and bill maher

i think its fair to say that putting bill maher and sam harris in the same room will challenge even the most intelligent viewer. Well, watch the video and prepare to be challenged:

Sunday, 16 August 2009

michael ruse is a liar

michael ruse has written an article saying that the god delusion makes him embarased to be an atheist. As always, the intelligent folke at rip ruse apart with comments such as:

Interesting he refers to PZ Myers as a "non-stop" blogger. Just what is that supposed to mean? I'm pretty sure he does stop to eat and sleep. Or is it that his blog is too widely-read for Ruse's tastes? Hmm.

Michael Ruse is a fucking LIAR.

So, he was a philosopy prof at 25. We're presumably supposed to conclude he's totally brilliant. Pity he failed the logic course.

Thursday, 13 August 2009

Your sky daddy's big blunder

I was thinking how your sky daddy made trees with apples growing on them. But heres the problem. If they have been a really intelligent designer then they'd have designed ones with pizzas growing on them. Pizzas taste nicer than apples? Right? Well would a pizza tree be better than an apple tree? Right? So an intelligent designer would fill the universe with pizza trees instead of apple trees. Right?

Monday, 10 August 2009

more on francis collins

sam harris does it again with another awsom argument against francis collins (and dim wits like john polinghorn) you can read it here. Basically his argument is as follows:

1. believing in a sky daddy is unscientific
2. francis collins believes in a sky daddy
3. therefore francis collins cannot be a good scientist
4. therefore francis collins should not be in charge of the nih

obviously this is only a summary, id encourage you to read the article itself.

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

more on francis collins

You may remember that i bloged about francis collins becoming director of the nih not that long ago. Well now P Z Myers has blogged about it on a similar theme. Its not that francis collins isnt a good scientist as such, or that he did a bad job running the human genome project but he isnt an atheist and only atheists should be allowed to hold important jobs. There should be a rule stating that only atheists can becoming incharge of the nih. Now you mighbt ask why? This is not the same as the xian who wants to persecute atheists because we are doing it in the name of reason instead of an imaginary friend. and thats the point - p z myers is a scientist, p z myers says that francis collins is a clown therefore all we asking for is that clowns arent put incharge of the nih. So lets hope that us brights will be able to get francis collins sacked.

Sunday, 26 July 2009

nazi salue

somebody told me that when xians sing songs they raise there hands in a nazi salute way. more evidence that hitler was an xian...

Monday, 6 July 2009

why do atheists hate your sky daddy?

You might wonder why hate and spend so much time arguing against something that doesnt exist. My response would be to ask why you spend so much time worshipping somthing that doesnt exist? then theres the fact this made up thing causes people to fly planes into buildings and believe the earth if 6000 years old.

Wednesday, 24 June 2009

How old do people live to?

As you know, the bible says that people lived thousands of years. I think there are 3 explanations and i ask you to decide which is the most plausable:

The bible is true
That people really live to thousands of years even though science has shown that people dont live that long. This option would only work if youre an idiot planning on throwing science out of the window

The bible is misunderstood
That we are misunderstanding how they measured ages when the bible was written. The problem is that your bible was translated by a proper translator and so is unlikely to be mistranslated.

The people who wrote the bible were stupid
The bible was written before scientists discovered how long people live and before theyd worked when people die they just guessed and got it wrong.

Ckearky option 3 is the best explanation for this and i hope we all agree that the bible just got it wrong.

Friday, 19 June 2009

Craig vs hitchens debate

Aparantly the hitchens vs craig debate was put on youtube however was taken of before i got to see it. Judging by some of the comments left here craig must have been slaughtered:

i saw these yesturday, excellent series of q&a's Christopher won hands down :)

I've discussed this kind of thing with theists .Some of them asked me if I had heard William Lain Craig , as if he was this marvellous philosopher with proofs of Gods existence , well I'm less than impressed , He's rubbish

avatarI've just finished listening to William Lane Craig's opening arguments, and all I can say is:JESUS CHRIST!...Hitchens could, honestly, just come on now and break wind, and that would constitute a successful rebuttal.

sbooder- Even I could have torn this guy a new asshole- and thats not too impressive.

Clarifying my last post

Firstly, somebody called crusader for truth wrote on my last blog post:
"Mike, sorry dude but I don't think that's what Dawkins was saying at all. You have to marvel at the ways of the world, and the beauty of nature, but that doesn't mean that a god of any kind made these things."

I agree that we dont need a sky daddy to marvel at the world, however dawkins does believe we are robots. In an interview he said the following:
Far from it. A robot to me, then and now, is potentially an exceedingly complicated and indeed intelligent being. I was using the word robot as almost a sort of poetic evocation of the idea that here is this fantastically complicated machine which has been programmed to do something. What interested me is that it has been in advance programmed to work by all manner of complicated, flexible and if necessary intelligent means towards one end, which is the propagation of the DNA which did the programming.

Sunday, 14 June 2009

More atheist discrimination

ive noticed a common method of discrimination on the internet. Often websites will ask if you are a robot (with a yes/no) option or a set of random words you need to type. However this assumes that people arent just biological robots which is contary to what richard dawkins teaches.

Sunday, 7 June 2009

How people should think

I think there are some fundamental things which need explaining. Most xians dont seem to get these rules and it caused them to come up with really stupid arguments. They are:

1)If it supports atheism then its proberly true. You see, xians have a reputation for lying and getting things wrong(just look at the creationist movement) whereas atheists dont. Lets put it like this, if someone came to you and said they saw a flying pig...then someone else said they had evidence the first person hadnt seen a flying pig. Who would you believe? So information which supports atheism is more reliable.

2)If it supports xianity then it isnt true. The reverse of point 1. people dont rise from the dead so any argument that suggests otherwise is invalid

3)If its on the internet then its proberly true (taking into account points 1 and 2) The internet isnt run by the governement or the church and so anyone can post the truth on it.

This ties into the sceptical aproach that only believs things backed up by good evidence and logic.

Sunday, 31 May 2009

Bible 5.2

Every few years they bring out a new version of Microsoft windows or patches to fix bugs and make imrpovements. Now why doesnt your sky daddy provide updates and new versions of the bible?

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

Evidence found in the bible itself

now 1 corinthians 15 is the earliest summary of what the church believed. Conspicuously missing from it are:
-the feeding of the 5000
-jebus walking on water
-jebus being born from a virgin
-the empty tomb
-the story of the good samaritan

Therefore paul never believed any of this crap listed above or hed have mentioned it and it is all later editions to your blind faith.

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Are all the references to jebus xian forgeries?

Now I think ive hit gold with this one. I was thinking about how bart ehrman makes a big thing of how we dont have the origional manuscripts for the bible and so dont know what the origionals said. Well what if we use his argument and apply it to the question if wheather jebus existed? Suppose none of the origional manuscripts mention jebus and every reference to jebus in the bible were a textual variant. Well, then the bible would have never mentioned jebus. Seeing all the other references to jebus are known to be xian forgeries we know xians were faking documents to justify there a priori assumption jebus existed. Moreover earl dhorethy has pointed out that there are pssages in the bible that clearly state jebus didnt exist. So can you prove to me that any of the references to jebus were in the original manuscripts when we dont have the origional manuscripts?

Tuesday, 12 May 2009


The much anticipated reason project is here....

For those who dont know what the reason project is, then it is a website ran by Sam Harris, with the help of some of atheisms greatest minds (richard dawkins, bill maher etc) It include various articles plus an updated bersion of the skeptics annotated bible. Wow.

Unfortunatly there isnt much content on it yet, but so far it look amazing.

Wednesday, 6 May 2009

God Vs the Bible

Has anyone come across this free e-book. its pretty good. And free. You should all read it.

Monday, 4 May 2009

Some lessons from hollywood

I went to see x men origin wolverine and in it a character says that their powers arent gifts because gifts can be given back. Now when I see a movie I tend to think more deeply about it than most people, due to my intellect, and so realised what the character was saying. If a sky daddy gave us gifts then we would be able to give them back. Yet we cant. So when xians talk about gifts we must wonder how they are gifts when we are unable to return them. I also wondered why you sky daddy gave me the gift of logic and skillful argument if they knew that i would use it to figure out they dont exist?

Also I saw this article claiming that the vatican are against the angel and demons film. no doubt some will try to justfy it it with all the usual claims...oh its a factually inacurate film...oh why would the vatican want to be associated with such a film...........Id like to suggest and alternative-the vatican have something to hide. Just think about it.

Friday, 1 May 2009

Sky daddy shaped the argument.

Now xians often say that people have a sky daddy shapped hole in there hearts and that they need to become xians to fill it. This is complete and utter nonsense. You see a sky daddy, if they existed, would be infinitely big and there heart relitively small. Therefore you cant have an infinitely big hole in your tiny heart. Moreover, with a hole in your heart (sky daddy shaped or otherwise) would kill you and youd be dead. As you can see, this is yet another bad argument from the religion that gave us crusades and which hunts.

Saturday, 25 April 2009

POCM Ass Kick challenge

Those who are so confident that xianity wasnt plagiaised from paganism, take the POCM ass kick challenge


Well first of all happy slightly late birthday blog (as Johnny has pointed out, my blog has been whipping up good arguments for over a year) It seems odd that after all the arguments ive posted and visitors ive recieved nobody has converted to atheism yet.

Next, I notice that John Loftus is asking bloggers to blog about how theyd like to see him debate william lane craig Apparantly John was winning debates against his maths teacher at school and hasnt lost a debate since.

Finally I came across this amazing site which all visitors to my blog should take a look at.

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

The lost symbol

Dan Brown will be publishing his next book on the 15th of september Dan Brown himself has said: "Weaving five years of research into the story's twelve-hour timeframe was an exhilarating challenge." 5 years of research is more time than someone spends researching a phd - so dan browns next book will be better researched than a doctortate study! I dont think anyone will be to accuse him of factual inacuracy when his next novel is published. I cant wait.

Sunday, 19 April 2009

A.N Wilson past his best

I use to think that A.N Wilson was intelligent (Richard Dawkins even quotes him in the God Delusion as on page 119 it says "historically it is complete nonsense as A.N Wilson in Jesus and Robin Lane Fox in the Unauthorised version (among others) have pointed out")

So A.N Wilson knew that there was no historical evidence for jebus, was friends with all the intelligent people and a top journalist. So what went wrong? It appears that just as antony flew suffered from dementures and converted to christianity A.N Wilson has done something similar. This newspaper article explains how this happens.

A.N Wilson writes:
My departure from the Faith was like a conversion on the road to Damascus. My return was slow, hesitant, doubting. So it will always be; but I know I shall never make the same mistake again. Gilbert Ryle, with donnish absurdity, called God “a category mistake”. Yet the real category mistake made by atheists is not about God, but about human beings. Turn to the Table Talk of Samuel Taylor Coleridge – “Read the first chapter of Genesis without prejudice and you will be convinced at once . . . ‘The Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life’.” And then Coleridge adds: “‘And man became a living soul.’ Materialism will never explain those last words.”

Now I would have thought that being friends with Richard Dawkins etc A.N Wilson would know that evolution answers this question.

At least i know that for every atheist who converts to christianity we have people like Bart ehrman and john loftus coming back the other way.

Saturday, 18 April 2009

Is jebus a zombie

I was singing along with this video and I had a thought...when jebus rose from the dead did he become a zombie? and arent zombies evil?

Sunday, 12 April 2009

Shabur alley is aparantly a top muslim apologist. Anyhow, i saw a photo of him and through he looks exactly like mr bean:

Saturday, 11 April 2009

A solid case against the resurection

If you can argue you case against the resurection of jebus using facts accepted by both xian and intelligent freethinking historians then you have a strong case. Well william lane craig has written a book called the son rises* Well he clearly uses a play on words in the title with 'the sun rises' and 'the son rises' which shows that even xians notice the similarity between the words son and sun. Thus the resurection was copied from sun god worship.

If you havent read it then dont worry, neither have I as i think reading the title is enough.

Friday, 10 April 2009

When did jebus die?

Why is it that the date of easter changes each year? Xians often say that easter is to celebrate a certain number of years since jebus died however if the date of easter keeps changing then it cant possibly be on the same day jebus died.

It also raises another stunning question...why did the bible writers record jebus genealogies in great detail however not record the date of easter incase people wanted to celebrate it afterwards. Afterall, they had festivals in jebuss day so the thought must have occured to them. Is it because easter never happened?

Thursday, 2 April 2009

Did jebus exist?

An interesting interview Particualry the bit where they debate if the da vinci code is true of jebus myhtacism is true

Monday, 30 March 2009

What if...

Imagine you met someone who believed in a person who was someones only son, there father was a carpenter, they had holes in there hands where nails had been and they could do magical things. Would you think this person was stupid? Well suppose I told you the person believed in jebus. Youd think they were intelligent, right? What if i told you that the person actually believe pinnocio was a real person. Then youd say they were stupid, right? EVen tho the only difference is in the name.

So the only thing that according to xians determins if something is stupid or not is the name of the person who they worship. How do you get from 'but the thing i believe in isnt called pinocio' to 'therefore my sky daddy exists'?

Friday, 27 March 2009

Black Holes

"Black holes are where god divided by zero." Anomonyous

Why does your sky daddy make mistakes when they are meant to be infalliable.

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Is richard carrier loosing it?

Aparantly richard carrier has written: "But it's nowhere near as egregiously full of sh*t as Zeitgeist: The Movie, which has been thoroughly debunked as absolute garbage by several knowledgeable commentators" All i can say is that im loosing a lot of respect for richard carrier. If he had used arguments like those from zeitgeist the movie in his debate with william liar craig then im sure that the outcome would have been different. But no, he tried to lower himself to the xian level and argue on there terms. Lets hope christopher hitchens has the sense to bring up the plagiarism argument when he debates william liar craig.

Saturday, 21 March 2009

How can it be?

Aparently Richard Carrier lost his debate against the dishonest william lane craig (unless richard carrier is being incredibly modest) How on earth could such a thing happen when richard carriers arguments are clearly superior to craig?

I supose its because william lane craig is dishonest and tries to use retoric over good arguments. Infact this isnt the first time craig has been caught out lying.

Im really disapointed and annoyed. I had such high hopes of carrier leaving the debate triumphant. I have so much less respect for carrier when he screws up a debate which should have been so easy for him to win.

Friday, 20 March 2009

How Jebus walked on water finally revealed

This video shows how magicians walk on water - it seems reasonable to assume that jebus used a similar technique

It just shows that theres a rational explanation behind everything

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

I have a long way to go.

I came accross this list to determne if you are a hardcore atheist here.

Lets see how I do.

1. Participated in the Blasphemy Challenge.
No as i dont have a webcam.
2. Met at least one of the “Four Horsemen” (Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris) in person.
Not yet. Meeting one of them would be my dream come true. I really hope that one day I will get to meet one of them.
3. Created an atheist blog.
Your reading it
4. Used the Flying Spaghetti Monster in a religious debate with someone.
Im pretty sure i have. If anyone thinks i havent then ill have to blog about it next.
5. Gotten offended when someone called you an agnostic.
Yes. Xians dont understand the difference between saying we dont know what caused the big bang and agnosticism.
6. Been unable to watch Growing Pains reruns because of Kirk Cameron.
Never seen growing pains.
7. Own more Bibles than most Christians you know.
Most xians dont own a bible and so one i got three means i do.
8. Have at least one Bible with your personal annotations regarding contradictions, disturbing parts, etc.
I have the skepticks annotated bible bookmarked on firefox. Does that count?
9. Have come out as an atheist to your family.
Oh yes. Although they are atheists to.
10. Attended a campus or off-campus atheist gathering.
No, not yet. There arent any near where i live that im aware of.
11. Are a member of an organized atheist/Humanist/etc. organization.
12. Had a Humanist wedding ceremony.
13. Donated money to an atheist organization.
I gave money to the atheist bus campaign
14. Have a bookshelf dedicated solely to Richard Dawkins.
Sort of. The god delusion takes pride of place on my bookshelf.
15. Lost the friendship of someone you know because of your non-theism.
I dont start friendships with xians.
16. Tried to argue or have a discussion with someone who stopped you on the street to proselytize.
Yes. I started telling them all about mithras. They told me not to believe everything i read on the internet and i told them not to believe everything they read in the bible and quickly walked of.
17. Had to hide your atheist beliefs on a first date because you didn’t want to scare him/her away.
18. Own a stockpile of atheist paraphernalia (bumper stickers, buttons, shirts, etc).
I own a darwin fish bumper sticker.
19. Attended a protest that involved religion.
20. Attended an atheist conference.
21. Subscribe to Pat Condell’s YouTube channel.
I dont tend to subscribe to channels however when im bored i will see if he has uploade another video
22. Started an atheist group in your area or school.
No. I dont think anyone would join it.
23. Successfully “de-converted” someone to atheism.
No, however i think ive caused some xians some sleepless nights.
24. Have already made plans to donate your body to science after you die.
25. Told someone you’re an atheist only because you wanted to see the person’s reaction.
Yeah, i love annoying xians.
26. Had to think twice before screaming “Oh God!” during sex. Or you said something else in its place.
27. Lost a job because of your atheism.
28. Formed a bond with someone specifically because of your mutual atheism (meeting this person at a local gathering or conference doesn’t count).
I have friends who are atheists.
29. Have crossed “In God We Trust” off of — or put a pro-church-state-separation stamp on — dollar bills.
No - i never thought of that one
30. Refused to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
no. i cant be bothered to get into trouble
31. Said “Gesundheit!” (or nothing at all) after someone sneezed because you didn’t want to say “Bless you!”
I dont tend to say anything if someone sneezes.
32. Have ever chosen not to clasp your hands together out of fear someone might think you’re praying.
I never thought of that. I better be careful in the future.
33. Have turned on Christian TV because you needed something entertaining to watch.
no - even for comedy value xian v is not worth watching.
34. Are a 2nd or 3rd (or more) generation atheist.
i think so. not sure.
35. Have “atheism” listed on your Facebook or dating profile — and not a euphemistic variant.
I have a-fairyist
36. Attended an atheist’s funeral (i.e. a non-religious service).
37. Subscribe to an freethought magazine (e.g. Free Inquiry, Skeptic)
I tend to read stuff online for free
38. Have been interviewed by a reporter because of your atheism.
not yet. Maybe when my blog takes of.
39. Written a letter-to-the-editor about an issue related to your non-belief in God.
various times.
40. Gave a friend or acquaintance a New Atheist book as a gift.
Yes. I have given the god delusion to people as presents on numerous occasions.
41. Wear pro-atheist clothing in public.
Oh yes. I have a big A tshirt.
42. Have invited Mormons/Jehovah’s Witnesses into your house specifically because you wanted to argue with them.
yes. they normally end up leaving on there own accord.
43. Have been physically threatened (or beaten up) because you didn’t believe in God.
no. Althoug people are nasty to me all the time because im an athest. Take all the screwball awards ive recieved for example
44. Receive Google Alerts on “atheism” (or variants).
i dont use google alerts.
45. Received fewer Christmas presents than expected because people assumed you didn’t celebrate it.
I dont know how many id recieve if i wasnt an atheist.
46. Visited The Creation Museum or saw Ben Stein’s Expelled just so you could keep tabs on the “enemy.”
That rubbish?
47. Refuse to tell anyone what your “sign” is… because it doesn’t matter at all.
48. Are on a mailing list for a Christian organization just so you can see what they’re up to…
I keep gettinf spammed by theology web whenever a thread i post on is updated.
49. Have kept your eyes open while you watched others around you pray.
i try to avoid prayer.
50. Avoid even Unitarian churches because they’re too close to religion for you.
I avoid all kinds of churches.

So lets see how i did. i recond i scored around 21. According to the website that means 'You are an atheist, but babies aren’t running away from you. Yet.'

Sunday, 15 March 2009

Does the bible make you rude?

I think this website shows how nasty the bible can get. Ironically the website is made by xians and thy cant see anythign wrong with being rude.

Friday, 13 March 2009

Why cant i fly?

Im sure we have all seen a superheros movie, like superman or batman. Now who here can deny that a super hero is better than a person. I mean they can fly around etc. Now if we were intelligently designed then why didnt your sky daddy make us as superheros?

So if your sky daddy could make a better creation, and a better possible creation is possible then why didnt they make it?

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

We just dont know

Most xian arguments comit the 'god of the gaps' logical fallacy. They assume that simply because the atheist cannot completely answer there argument then their sky daddy must exist. So for example they argue that because atheists cannot explain where there universe came from their sky daddy must have made it yet ignore the fact that scientists of the future might find the answer. Or simply because atheists cannot explain the historical evidence for the resurrection* then Jebus rose from the dead. But how do they know that historians of the future wont invent a killer argument that nobody at the moment has thought of?

Infact atheists are less arogant and more open minded as we simply aknowledge that we dont know. Now i dont meant that we dont know in the classical sense (as in we are not agnostics) and we know that there sky daddy doesnt exist just as we know that fairies dont exist at the bottom of our gardens. But if we dont know then we should know it isnt true. I think that makes sense.

*Actually atheists can explain it quite easily, but lets pretend they cant purely for arguments sake.

Sunday, 8 March 2009

24% of people lie about reading the bible.

Apantly 24% of people have pretended to read the bible when they havent in order to impress people. I think its fair to say that an atheist would never think reading the bible was something to be proud of and so clearly the 24% of people are xians. I thought xians werent meant to lie.

Next, 6% of people lie about reading the selfish gene by richard dawkins. Again, these are almost certianly xians trying to look more open minded than they actual are. Why cant xians just admit that they are xians because they are ignorant and cant be bothered to read?

Saturday, 7 March 2009

A phone line to your sky daddy

An atrist has created a phone service to god. If you ring the phone number you arapantly get a message saying: "his is the voice of God, I am not able to speak to you at the moment, but please leave a message." This raises an interesting...why dooesnt your sky daddy have a rela phone numbr we can phone them on?

Bullying the bible

i found this great youtube channel which is going through the bible pulling it to pieces.

Friday, 6 March 2009

People seem to need me to sumarise richard dawkins amazing argument because they cant be bothered to read the god delusion (its suprising how badly read most xians are) It goes like this

1.You sky daddy is complex
2.The explanation for something must always be simpler than the thing it is trying to explain
3.therefore your skydaddy doesnt exist.

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

the ultimate boeing 474

Richard Dawkins has a section in the god delusion called 'an interlude at Cambridge'Richard Dawkins explains how he presnted his boesing 474 argument infront of a group of theologians and they were stummped and left quibbling over wheater there sky daddy is simple. Clearly if the top theolgoisns are stumped by this argument then it must be a really good one.

Monday, 2 March 2009

Jebus is the sun/son

Xians often say that jebus if the light of the world. What is the light of the world I hear you ask? Well the sun. So xians are saying that jebus is the sun. In other words xianity is no different than all the other sun god religions such as mithraism and astrology.

Thursday, 26 February 2009

An irefutable argument

I notice that sir think a lot thought that ray comfort and his banana argument was a parody.Clearly not. Next, sir think alot thought that john locust isnt a parody. Clearly they were wrong. didnt sir think a lot even notice that 'john locust' sounds remarkably similar to 'john loftus'? Finally, he thinks im a parody however I can verify that im not.

So if sir think a lot thinks that someone is a parody then they are wrong, and if they think that someone isnt a parody then they are also wrong. In other words the truth is always the opposite of what sir think a lot thinks.

Now can you see where im going? Get ready to be amazed. Sir think a lot believes that jebus wasnt a parody. Sir think a lot is always wrong. Therefore Jebus was a parody.

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Ray Comfort debunked

I was reminded of ray comforts banana argument and realised that it backfires. The origional argument is as follows:

1.Bananas are easy to eat
2.therefore his sky daddy made them

But we can actually turn the tables around:

1. cakes dont grow on trees
2. if your skydaddy existed why did they make bananas easy to east but make cakes difficult to make
3.therefore cakes would grow on trees if xianity were true
4.therefore your skydaddy doesnt exist

Isnt it odd how xians will look at all thie things that look designed and use it as evidence for their sky daddy however will ignore all the obvious things like the lack of cake trees that point away from design.

Sunday, 22 February 2009

Is your skydaddy everywhere

Now xians claim that their sky daddy is everywhere. Well if they are everywhere then how come there is room for anything else? You cant have 2 things occupying the same space (thats basic science)

Thursday, 19 February 2009

Brahma = trinity

Now Brahma is a god with three heads. Deosnt this sound suspiciously like the trinity? Im sure consintine had Brahma at the back of his mind at the council of nicea.

Monday, 16 February 2009


If somebody followed whereever you went would they be a stalker?
If somebody watched you on the toilet and having sex would they be a pervert?

So what is it again that xians say about there sky daddy? Oh yeah, theat theyre always watching them....

Saturday, 14 February 2009

Simon idiot morris

Ive just come accross this article on darwin. At first I thought this simon conway morris guy who wrote it was an idiot writing completely outside of his field of expertise. Thn Richard Dawkins himself posted the following comment:

Various people posting here have implied that Simon Conway Morris is ignorant or stupid. He is neither. He is a distinguished paleontologist and a clever writer. Unfortunately, he is also a devout Christian, and nobody can understand why. Once, when I asked him why, he replied that it was because of the credibility of the New Testament. It was the one answer I was not expecting, and I was speechless.

What I notice about this article is not ignorance or stupidity (although of course I disagree with the main point) but the sheer NASTINESS of the style. Every line is laced with a kind of peevish, sneering spite.


Now how can someone become a top scientist and yet come up with stupid arguments like simon conway morris does? The same can be said for people like fraces collins. As far as I can see there are two options:

1.There actually are good arguments for a sky daddy (this one is blatently false)
2.They are so desperate to believe that they compartmentalise there minds and one moment come up with good science and the next total and utter crap.

Clearly it must be option 2. It makes me angry to hear how religion can brain wash good scientists.

Richard Dawkins also makes a stellar point. Why do xians have such a nasty and spiteful writing style. Why is it that atheists such as Dawkins himself never show arrogance? And xians have the cheek to claim that you need a sky daddy to be good.

Friday, 13 February 2009

Xians cant respond to my arguments

It appears that people think leaving random comments on my blog about what tv they watch etc somehow counts as a logical response to my arguments. Well it isnt. Infact as you leave stupid comments things like my argument from google maps are getting stronger (xians cant claim that thier sky daddy is hiding under the sea anymore).

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

The argument from Facebook

1. Most people have a facebook account
2. Therefore someone is either out of touch with 21st century culture or they are on Facebook
3. Jebus isnt on Facebook
4. therefore either jebus is out of touch with 21st century culture or does not exist

Monday, 9 February 2009

How to armless people pray?

Now whenever xians pray they put there hands together (presumably to act as a transmitter for there prayer) So how to people without arms pray?

Saturday, 7 February 2009

Good news everyone...I'm back

Yes, my internet appears to be working again (it turned out that someone had pulled out the internet wire from the back of my computer. Or maybe it fell out. Ill never know)

In the meantime, I have loads of good arguments that ive been working on. I wint reveal them all at once as i go for the slow release rather than the machine gun effect. Lets start with this genius effort of mine:

1. your sky daddy would choose the best point in history to reveal himself/herself
2.The best point in history is the one where scientists are most able to verify his/her authentity/existance
3.The best time to prove if someone if a sky daddy will be when science can put probes in someones head and detect with 100% acuracy if they are lying
4. Science cannot put probes in someones head yet and so have no way of know if someone really is the son of a sky daddy
5.Therefore your sky daddy hasnt revealed themselves in history yet
6. Xianity claims that jebus was their sky daddy revealing himself, when logically a real sky daddy would be still wating for science to invent head probes
7.therefore your silly religion isnt true

Saturday, 24 January 2009

My internet is broke

Unfortunately my internet doesnt seem to be working at the moment and so im having to blog from an internet cafe. To make it worse, my internet company arent being very helpful.

This raises an interesting question onlong the lines of the problem of suffering. Why doesnt your sky daddy tell us in the bible how to make an internet that never breaks? Think of all the problems caused by internets breaking.

Friday, 9 January 2009


You can download religulous here for free. I cant wait to watch it...

Edit: Ive downloaded it and I can confirm that it is dvd quality etc

Thursday, 8 January 2009

Where will dolphines live in heaven?

Aparantly the bible says that there will be no sea in heaven. However if that is so, the where will all the dolphines and fish live? How cruel of your sky daddy.

Tuesday, 6 January 2009


Now the area where xians try to provide evidence for their silly beliefs is called apologetics. Now if someone is apologetic then it normally means that they are saying sorry and apologising for something. So the whole areas is actually about apologising for there faith rather than providing intelligent arguments. Says a lot really.

Sunday, 4 January 2009

the word of a sky daddy|?

Xians say that there book is "the word of god" however it cant have escaped the attention of anyone who had looked at a copy that it contains many words. Thus my argument is as follows:

1.The word of someone is one word long (otherwise it would by the words of god)
2.Xians say that there book is the word of god
3.tghe bible contains lots of words
4.therefore it is not the word of god

Or is only one word the true word and the rest is rubbish? If so, how do you decided which word is the one your sky daddy wrote?

Thursday, 1 January 2009