A Contradiciton

The bible says that astrology is wrong? Yeah?

The Bible says that the wise men used astrology to find baby jebus? Yeah

The Bible contradicts itself? Yeah

A quick argument against your sky daddy

1. If your sky daddy loved me then they would give me everything I want
2. I want a million pounds, a holiday to las vagas and a hooker. They havent given it to me
3. Therefore your sky daddy doesnt exist

Or alternatively,

Either your sky daddy is all loving but cant give me what I want. If they cant give me what I want they are not all powerful
Or they are all powerful but dont love me, in which case why worship them?
Or they are not all powerful and cant do everything, and if so then why call then a sky daddy?

Ive cracked it

I was thinking about how jebus walked on water and it occured to me thus:

1. Jebus walked on water acording to the bible
2. Ice skaters walk on water all the time
3. Therefore jebus was an iceskater and nothing special.