Saturday, 6 September 2008

Who was jebus mother?

Now xians believe that jebus was the son of their sky daddy. But anyone who knows anything about biology would realise that you need a mother. So if your sky daddy was jebuss father who was his/her mother?

Now xians might say that amoebas dont have mothers however that would mean that yor sky daddy is a single cell organism and so this is a messed up analogy.

Or maybe Mary was however how can an invisible firend have sex with someone?

Friday, 5 September 2008

Johhny makes his most tupid comment yet

Some idiot who goes under the name of Johnny wrote:

If i'm wrong, and God does not exist, then i really could not care less, what you believe.
And if that is the case, it honestly does not matter.

Now I thought that pascals wager had been universally rejected and had no idea that some people were still so stupid they still used it. The problem here is that i could say to johhny that he can go to heaven if they worships me. If im wrong i have nothing to loose.

Thursday, 4 September 2008

Jebus says that im right

Would you like me to say that my arguments are rubbish and that you are right? Would you like me to give you all my money and me to say im stupid?
Do you follow Jebus?
Well, Jebus said treat others as youd like to be treated. You'd like to be treated by me saying that you are right so you should treat me the same.

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

CS Lewis admitted that the bible contained failed propheses

There is an article here that shred xianity to pieces

CS Lewis aparantly wrote once:

"Say what you like," we shall be told, "the apocalyptic beliefs of the first Christians have been proved to be false. It is clear from the New Testament that they all expected the Second Coming in their own lifetime. And, worse still, they had a reason, and one which you will find very embarrassing. Their Master had told them so. He shared, and indeed created, their delusion. He said in so many words, ‘this generation shall not pass till all these things be done.’ And he was wrong. He clearly knew no more about the end of the world than anyone else."

So even C S Lewis admited that the bible contains false propeses

Monday, 1 September 2008

Can your sky daddy commit suicide

Now can your sky daddy commit suicide? If they cant then there are things people can do but your sky daddy cant. If they can then what would happen if they got bored of existing?

Now this is when xians throw up an excuse like "my sky daddy is omnipresent" but to do that theyd have to prove that it is omnipresent first.