Friday, 22 August 2008

The argument from Google Maps

1)Xians say that their sky daddy exists everywhere
2)Everywhere includes planet earth
3Anything that exists on planet earth can be found on Google maps

Therefore if their sky daddy existed xians would be able to show me where they exist on Google maps

If xians cant show me a GPS coordinate for their skydaddy or give me a link to their skydaddy on google maps then atheism is true

So tell me silly xians, how do I find Jebus on Google maps?

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

Was Jesus crucified?

I would firstly like to welcome the wiggan crossfitter to my blog. It's nice to have someone intelligent visit my blog once in a while instead of these xian idiots. Ignore what the xians say, my arguments are top notch.

Now xians believe that jebus was crucified and then paul became an xian after jebus died. But how come then Paul says "Jesus, who is called Justus, also sends greetings." in Colossians 4:11? It appears that Paul thinks Jebus was alive and well living with him. Thus he must have survived crucifiction and Paul hid Jebus in his cave.

Was Jesus crucified?

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

Contradictions in the bible

Dan Barker once asked an xian what they would count as a contradiction in the bible. They said that it would be something like one gopel saying jebus was cricified on a tuesday and the other saying he was crucified on a Friday. Now when xians want concrete examples of contradicions like that how can us atheists possible argue our case? Xians seem to think that if they can find a way to reconcile the contradictions we produce it somehow makes them go away but why? Simply saying one was using metaphoriacal language, or that they are refering to different times or just because one gospel doesn't mention it doesn't mean it contradicts with the gospel that does is a complete cop out.

Take the two genealogies, now they clearly contradict each other and yet xians will claim that one is for marys side of the family and the other is for josephs. As if we are going to accept that.