Is jebus a zombie

I was singing along with this video and I had a thought...when jebus rose from the dead did he become a zombie? and arent zombies evil?

How Jebus walked on water finally revealed

This video shows how magicians walk on water - it seems reasonable to assume that jebus used a similar technique



It just shows that theres a rational explanation behind everything

The argument from Facebook

1. Most people have a facebook account
2. Therefore someone is either out of touch with 21st century culture or they are on Facebook
3. Jebus isnt on Facebook
4. therefore either jebus is out of touch with 21st century culture or does not exist

Ive cracked it

I was thinking about how jebus walked on water and it occured to me thus:

1. Jebus walked on water acording to the bible
2. Ice skaters walk on water all the time
3. Therefore jebus was an iceskater and nothing special.

Was Jebus a Paedophile?

Premise 1: The bible says "People were bringing little children to Jesus to have him touch them, but the disciples rebuked them. 14When Jesus saw this, he was indignant. He said to them, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them" Mark10:13

Premise 2: A paedophile is someone who touches little children

ConclusionL Jebus was a paedophile

Jebus wants to eat us....

Ive come accross a great argument from Christopher Hitchens. Basically, Jebus said that he is a shepheard and that we are his sheep. Well what does a shepheard do? They look after the sheep until they are fat and then eat them. Therefore Jebus wants to eat us if you believe the bible.

A well known, and scholarly, argument against xiansity

1. the person next to jebus in leonardo da vincis painting of the last supper has long hair
2.Only women have long hair
3.Therefore the person next to jebus was a woman
4.The only woman who has red hair in the bible is mary magdoline
5.Therefore jebus sat next to mary magdoline at the last supper
6.Jebus would have only sat next to mary magdoline had he been married to her
7.Thus jebus was married to mary magdoline
8.Xianity cannot be true if jebus was married
9.So xianity is not true

Frog Jebus

Did jebus write the gospels?

I came across a new take on the gospels here:

What if Jesus wrote them? If he did not die on the cross, it is conceivable that he wrote the Gospels to enhance his ministry/message and create the illusion of his death, resurrection, and fulfillment of God's promise of eternal life. He was the "ghost writer" in all these documents as he could have easily claimed to have been any of these Apostles in places who never heard of, or knew of, Jesus.......which were more than less.

Was Jesus crucified?

I would firstly like to welcome the wiggan crossfitter to my blog. It's nice to have someone intelligent visit my blog once in a while instead of these xian idiots. Ignore what the xians say, my arguments are top notch.

Now xians believe that jebus was crucified and then paul became an xian after jebus died. But how come then Paul says "Jesus, who is called Justus, also sends greetings." in Colossians 4:11? It appears that Paul thinks Jebus was alive and well living with him. Thus he must have survived crucifiction and Paul hid Jebus in his cave.

Is God a Coke Dealer?

Recently god was arrested for dealing drugs. Now xians will say 'oh, this guy was just pretending ti be god' but then how do we know the same isnt true for jebus?

the sermon on the mount

one of the most famous parts of the bible is the sermon on the mount but we can see that it is a bit of bizare story. Firstly why did jebus do it on a mountain? It seemed a bit much to make everyone walk to the top of a mountain to hear him when he could have done it somewhere not in the middle of nowhere. Next if there were millions of people how did they all hear him? It was also where he said to love your neighbour but what if your neighbour isnt very nice? Clealry this has all the hallmarks of a made up story. indeed wed expect at least a few of the people to write about it in heir diaries or their blog equivilant and yet where is the evidence such an event took place?

What's wrong with blasphemy?

It's o.k for a resteraunt critic to criticise someone for cooking bad food. It's O.K for a football coach to criticise his team (or any other) It's o.k for me to criticise a bad film. But when it comes to sky daddies I have to give it some kind of respect and get told off for criticising jebus. So why do xians get annoyed? It isn't them I'm criticising. Sky daddies obviously don't exist so they won't get offended. Nope, can't see what's wrong.

I think it is a sign of strength. It shows that I'm brave and don't get scared of hell of the being struck down with lighting. Indeed people like Penn and Teller blaspheme and swear all the time and its never done them any harm.

Your typical Person who BeIeves i n Jebus

This is just for sort of thing I'm starting to realise is normal amongst people who believe Jebus exists. It also shows how dumb their sky daddy is in only saving those who believe he(or she) exists

Why the first xians didn't believe in the resurrection of Jebus

Considering how important the resurrection of jebus is to xians it gets mentioned once in the whole bible. That being the end of mark's gospel. But it gets worse for them. The end of mark's gospel is considered to be a fake. So basically nowhere in the bible did it say that jebus rose from the dead. No only is there no evidence for the resurrection but their bible doesn't even teach about it.