Did jebus write the gospels?

I came across a new take on the gospels here:

What if Jesus wrote them? If he did not die on the cross, it is conceivable that he wrote the Gospels to enhance his ministry/message and create the illusion of his death, resurrection, and fulfillment of God's promise of eternal life. He was the "ghost writer" in all these documents as he could have easily claimed to have been any of these Apostles in places who never heard of, or knew of, Jesus.......which were more than less.