Thursday, 26 February 2009

An irefutable argument

I notice that sir think a lot thought that ray comfort and his banana argument was a parody.Clearly not. Next, sir think alot thought that john locust isnt a parody. Clearly they were wrong. didnt sir think a lot even notice that 'john locust' sounds remarkably similar to 'john loftus'? Finally, he thinks im a parody however I can verify that im not.

So if sir think a lot thinks that someone is a parody then they are wrong, and if they think that someone isnt a parody then they are also wrong. In other words the truth is always the opposite of what sir think a lot thinks.

Now can you see where im going? Get ready to be amazed. Sir think a lot believes that jebus wasnt a parody. Sir think a lot is always wrong. Therefore Jebus was a parody.

6 comments:

johnny said...

Hi Mike,

I've had a half bottle of wine, so things aren't clear right now, but i think we can test your hypothesis about STAL...

You said, "In other words the truth is always the opposite of what sir think a lot thinks"



Stal, could you tell us what you think is the sum of 2 and 2 ?


johnny

CodewordConduit said...

Johnny

I always knew I liked you :)

Ever pour Bailey's all over a chocolate fudge brownie?

johnny said...

"Ever pour Bailey's all over a chocolate fudge brownie?"

No, never tried it.


But when my step-daughter gets married next year, my wife and i are paying for a champange fountain and a white chocolate fountain (with strawberries), and i'm going to put my chair between the fountains.

I seldom drink anymore but on occasion.

Sir-Think-A-Lot said...

Wow, can I say I'm flattered that you dedicated an entire post to me?

I notice that sir think a lot thought that ray comfort and his banana argument was a parody.Clearly not.

Ah my mistake.

Clearly they were wrong. didnt sir think a lot even notice that 'john locust' sounds remarkably similar to 'john loftus'?

Actually I did, thats why I assumed they were one in the same.

Finally, he thinks im a parody however I can verify that im not.

Actually Mike, I DONT think you are a parody. Although I'm one of few people who apparently holds that position.

Sir think a lot is always wrong

Mike, did I ever tell you how intelligent and brillitant your arguments are?

Stal, could you tell us what you think is the sum of 2 and 2 ?

Well its been a few years since I took elmentary school aramathitic, but I'm pretty sure the answer is 4

johnny said...

Yea... STAL is right...
drinks all around.... or, if some are so equipt, CC's Bailey's Brownies.

johnny

Anonymous said...

Things could heat up around here. Now where is LiL Pixie? I am ready to run mental circles around her. You just got a stablemate Mike. I am a grocery clerk thrice decorated so I am no lightweight. Little Joe at the market calls me Einstein. Thats because I am so smart. You can call me Sacker X. Keep up the good work Mike. You line up the Xians and I will knock them down. Easy as taking candy from a baby.