Is your sky daddy everywhere?

Ive come across a brilliant argument from ricky gervais. Basically, xians believe their sky daddy is everywhere. Right?

Well a vacum has been scientifically proven to have nothing in it. therefore how can your sky daddy exist in a vacum? Also does everywhere include inside by arse?

is atheism a 5 star worldview?

Youtube have recently revealed that most people rate videos 5 stars. Many videos on youtube are atheistic. therefore atheism is a 5 star worldview.

The invention of lying

ricky gervais new film is hilarous and also makes some interesting points. Its a film about a world where nobody can lie - until ricky gervais character discovers how to. He then tells his dying mother that when she dies she will go to heaven and suddenly a new religion is born who worship the man in the sky. It will raise some awkward questions for xians such as why nasa have never found there man in the sky, when there man in the sky is responsbile for all the good things but not the bad things, why there man in the sky only told us he exists recently rather than millions of years ago and how sitting there waiting for heaven makes you less happy than being an athest and living your life to the full. I know people like richard dawkins sell lots of books but people like ricky gervais reach new audiences that many of the other new atheists fail to reach.

So which should I buy and read first - dan browns latest book or richard dawkins.

This is what being an xian nation does to people:

but jebus was a carpenter

as you know, work men are unreliable often telling you theyll come at one time and arriving at a different time. you also hear about builders coning old ladies out of lots of money etc. How is this relevant to atheism? Well jebus was a carpenter and so must be seen in the same light that we view all those working in the building instustry. historians normally epect to use sources that are written by non peasants and so jebus and the authors of the bible arent reliable.