Thursday, 4 December 2008

Atheist how to guide

If youve not seen this then it is a quite helpful resource. Its basically a how to guide on debunking christianity. If youre new to debating xians then simply follow the guide and youll be winning debates straigt away.

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

Pray to Jake

http://www.prayerstojake.com/

Prove to me that praying to your skydaddy is more effective than praying to Jake...

Monday, 1 December 2008

Why I blog

People seem to be asking why I bother blogging. Well I want people to see the light and truth of science and reason and logic. I hope that by presenting logically watertight arguments people will abandon their bronze age superstition and misinformation. I also get satisfaction out of using my brain to the full. You know how when you play chess (well I dont really play but ive been told this is what it is like) and youve play a really cunning move and you sit there waiting for your oponent to realise your brilliance. Well thats how I feel when I blog.

I use words like skydaddy to make you think how stupid theism is. My aim is for any intelligent person who visits my blog to go away an atheist.

Friday, 28 November 2008

Was Jebus a Paedophile?

Premise 1: The bible says "People were bringing little children to Jesus to have him touch them, but the disciples rebuked them. 14When Jesus saw this, he was indignant. He said to them, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them" Mark10:13

Premise 2: A paedophile is someone who touches little children

ConclusionL Jebus was a paedophile

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

JP Holding tells encourages terrorism

Aparantly JPHolding (Bob Turkel) has written a book called blowing the doors off Now Im not certain how he intended it to be taken however in a world of religious terrorists, crusaders and spanish inquisistions his book could easy be understood as an instruction manual on how to blow doors of things. Now maybe he only meant his book as a joke however will he be laughing when an abortion clicnic bomber buys his book and decides to go around their town blowing the doors of all the atheist houses in there area. I think that people like JP Holding (who is rude and obnoctious anyway) should be encouraging people not to do do terrorism rather than writing books encouraging people to blow doors of buildings.

Monday, 24 November 2008

Did the vatican start xianity

I came accross a new argument against the resurection of jebus. Now im not saying that this explanation is the right one however if atheists can find a naturalistic way to explain all the data then a naturalistic explanation wins.

Now suppose in a million years time the vatican scientists invent a time machine. They travel back to meet jebus and find that he never existed. Realising that their faith is ruined (and that they will loose all there power) the vatican send an actor back usingthe time machine theyve just invented to pretend to be jebus. That person then uses advanced futuristic technology to perform miracles and heal people and fake the resurection. Then they travel back and destroy the time machine. Thus xianity was caused by the vatican of the future.

Now im not saying that this is what happened however it seems more plausable than your silly religion being true.

Friday, 21 November 2008

C S Lewis was so thick

C S Lewis is often given by gullible xians as one of there most intelligent apologists. Well I thought that today id demonstrate how he was a complete thicko by examing one of his most famous arguments. Namely that narnia could be hidden in a wardrobe.

How big is a wardrobe? 2 meters by 1 meter seems like a good estimate. How big is narnia? thousands of kilometers by thousands of kilometes. So how could a massive place like narnia fit into a tiny wardrobe?

Now some people might jump to C S Lewis defense and claim that he didnt really believe narnia existed however that is not the point. If he couldnt get his maths correct in a story, fictional or not, the how could he anywhere else? And is beliving in a sky daddy and less stupid than beliving narnia is in your wardrobe?