Tuesday, 29 April 2008

Eat this...


I came across this killer argument the other day. Issiah 36 verse 12 says:
like you, will have to eat their own filth and drink their own urine.


That's right, the bible says that xians have to eat their poo and drink their own wee. Now how many xians do you know that do this? When you go to an xian house do they have a toilet or do they poo into a bowl and eat it all up for dinner? Now maybe xians don't accept their sky daddy's word. Maybe it only meant it metaphorically. Maybe I've taken it out of context. Come up with whatever excuse you want however to me it seem like cherry picking.

2 comments:

Mary said...

I'm positive this is a big huge JOKE. However, in case someone is reading this that thinks it's SERIOUS, YES it is out of context AND cherry picked by the OP. "Xians" don't have to eat &^%$, God's not telling them to. It's some a$$ from Syria telling them to eat &^%$ and drink pi$$. It's freaking ancient trashtalk, like some kid on the internet telling a defeated opponent in SOCOM "PWNED NOOB EAT &^%$ KTHXBAI"

Sir-Think-A-Lot said...

Or maybe Mike Trite thinks trash talking is a modern phenomon? Maybe if he actually bothered to read some ancient works he'd see that not only did hte ancients engage in it, but were actually(imo anyway) far better at it than we are.