Thursday, 14 August 2008

Lord of the rings and star wars Vs the bible

Anyone who has met a starwars or lord of the rings fan will know how fanatical they can be about a work of fiction. Infact some star wars fans have even tried to get jedi as an official religion. So if, say, 2000 years ago someone wrote a best selling novel called the bible would it be difficult to see how people might have started taking it a bit to seriously? You know, just as you get lord of the rings conventions they started to organise jesus parties. Soon this got out of hand and people forgot that it was only a fictional story...and here we are now with only intelligent people like me realising how the bible is only a novel.

Wednesday, 13 August 2008

Proof your sky daddy doesn't exist...

If you sky daddy can do anything then can they exist and no exist at once? If they cannot then they cant do anything. If they can then they are illogical

Saturday, 9 August 2008

There are no atheists in prison

Now xians say that they are more moral than atheists, but if that is so then how do they explain that there are only 0.002% of people in prison in the world who are atheists?

Friday, 8 August 2008

The Stupidity Olympics

I thought that as the olympics started today i would start my own stupidity olympics.

Relay Race
The group who comes up with stupid arguments together as a team effort
Gold:Theologyweb
Silver:the catholic church
Bronze:answers in Genesis

The Marathon
The person who says something stupid whenever they open their mouth
Gold:David Robertson
Silver: Johnny who keeps leaving posts on my blog
Bronze: Spacefoetus

100m Sprint
The one-off stupid arguments
Gold:Way of the masters banana argument
Silver:william lane craig for claiming he is a scholar
Bronze:Andy Macingtosh for claiming the second law of thermodynamics contradicts evolution when he is a professor in thermodynamics

Boxing
The person who is more interested in fighting you rather than giving arguments
Gold:Kelp, who bans me from the forum
Silver: Bob Turkel (who claims to be JP Holding) for encouraging everyone behind my back to call me stupid
Bronze:Mountain Man for trying to ban me to

I might think up some other chategories and give out more awards as the olympics goes on

Thursday, 7 August 2008

How does your sky daddy eat?

You sky daddy is meant to be a living being? right? And all living beings require food, right? So where does your sky daddy get their food from?

Wednesday, 6 August 2008

evolution

Fifi asked me to post about evolution and so i thought i would. Now many years ago before darwin everyone thought a sky daddy made the universe and then darwin came along and presented a sound theory called evolution. Imagine trying to explain how life jumped up a mountain from no life to people, well we will call this mount improbable. Now imagine it is a slope rather than a mountain and life gradually changed. Well now we can see how random cell mutations would create life.

There is also lots of evidence or evolution. Now evolution is not a theory of chance however it shows how life got here by chance and so scientists now no that the universe was an accident.

Friday, 1 August 2008

Eat honey?

Proverbs 24:13 says "eat honey, my son, for it is good; honey from the comb is sweet to your taste"

Now, firstly do all xians follow their bible and eat honey? Are people who are ilergic to honey unable to become christians or do they have to follow the bible and eat honye even if they die? Secondly honey is bad for your teeth and so the bibles advice goes against dental science.